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| New address:http://denialdaniel.blogspot.com/It's been quite a while since that blog was opened, but it's never too late to announce! 
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| Why did the Monkey not blog for so long?
He had to wait, for year 2008.
Why did the Monkey choose the 14th of January then?
Because fourteen, sounds better than thirteen.
What had the Monkey been doing all this while?
He went to work, but not as a clerk.
What was the Monkey's job?
A market surveyor, nothing to do with a lawyer.
Did the Monkey give crystal clear answers to the previous questions?
It was clear enough, unlike curry puff.
What is the Monkey going to blog about today?
It's 10.30pm! --> LOST! Gotta run downstairs now like a horse!
Is this a goodbye?
Yes for today, Continue some other time, okay?
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| Happy Birthday Fei Mao!
Look at the many things I've done for you : 1. I (and 2 bears) teman you til 5 in the morning 2. We suffered 2 closed 24-hour McD outlets on your birthday3. I'm THE brother who always help you blow stuff Yellow boxing bag - ? mins, ? secs Green crocodile - 6 mins, 15 secs
4. I helped clean the house for your birthdayThen found our 2005 Pokemon Card Sales agreement whereby we are partners
5. I tolerated your bad spelling and weird imagination all this years6. I bought u a RM9.90 toy (discounted to RM8.00 but still I used the same RM10 note)7. I buy u 2 presents per year (1 at the start of the year, 1 on ur birthday)Overall, I've done so much for you (extra of what I'm supposed to do) and so, you should be proud you have a brother like me and not like the Rhino! So, there's something you should know of course ...You owe me!
Oh well, I guess that's all for today ... I may stop blogging for 30 days in a row once my work starts ... means 1. No going out --> No lala girls to see2. Little time to relax --> Little time to imagine lala girls3. More expenditure on lunch (and dinner) --> Less money to use LRT to Sg Wang OMG! Is working the right decision for me? O.o! | | |
| 15 November 2007 (Make Passport!)
Bangun pagi (tidur 30 min lagi), cuci muka, minum susu (1/2 cawan), berus gigi. Mandi air, pakai pakaian, sudah ready, masuk kereta.
Went to some immigration office at Pusat Damansara. Mum fetched me there, then she went back home. I'm all alone now, solo commando on his mission to make passport.
So I started. Looked around me, no lala's (what a waste!) But that's a good thing coz they don't make passports, they stay in Sungei Wang.
Back to story. Unsure of the process, ask information counter. Girl said I gotta have photostat of IC, 2 passport pics and the form.
Hah! She forgot to disclose to me that I need my kad pengenalan asal! 
5.0cm x 3.5cm, 2.5cm x 3.0cm uh huh uh huh
Slant head, small head nonono
For those below 18
Something extra again There I was, my turn at the counter to take number. I dunno if I heard wrongly or what but the Indian guy smiled and said "Daniel". He certainly do not look familiar to me and I did not have anything that has my name on it. (Note, I find it really really hard to recognize people when I don't see them for long)
Anyways, he took my documents to check if it's valid. Then he asked me where's my MyKad O.o! I panicked a bit (while showing a cool face), looked here, looked there but couldn't find it.
I looked at him again, he looked at me and said "Joking, it's here!" If only I have better memory, then I would have known I passed it to him. Well, entertaining though ... didn't know people could play jokes at work 
Things I brought in my file:TheSun to reduce my waiting and boredom time.Old passport, parents told me to bring it.1063, my number!Pen to umm fill in stuff and draw?
"Chair" in front of me
Bottom of the "chair" The right leg was hanging in the air and for some reason, I kept leaning on it. So it hits the ground and makes a loud sound, happened about 9 TIMES!. Panda, you said I always learn from experience ... umm guess not right?
Excitedly, I waited for my turn. Til the excitement vanished completely. I was left in this state of boredom.
Must do make up sumore meh? I thought your picture taken already?
Counting the ceiling "tiles", really lost count "Satu Kosong Enam Tiga, Kaunter Lima" Whee! My turn! Finally! The guy took my documents and asked me to wait again.
After 30 minutes or so, "Satu Kosong Enam Tiga, Kaunter Lapan" Made the payment of RM300 and got my receipt. The guy told me to go Counter 35 in 2 hours to collect my passport.
What am I to do during this 2 hours? Went out of the immigration office and saw Giant but nothing much. So walk around lor.
Where does this stairs lead to? It's a dead end (you can jump off the edge and it's your dead end too) Yes yes sure you do, don't have to tell the world Cannot use this clinic if got emergency coz it's NOT Klinik Segera Went to Dunkin' Donuts to get a dougnut. Was comparing it with Big Apples actually since so long din come here edi. RM2.10 (more expensive) and judging from taste and texture, Big Apple wins!
See, I know how to differentiate good and bad doughnuts! Shi2 and Panda should be proud of me now! But still, all char kuey teow are homogenous to me.
Oh ya, another reason why I went to Dunkin' Donuts was to get free toilet entry. My plans were dashed for their toilets were deemed closed! Went toilet 3 times using the public one and it cost 30 sen per entry. (Note: I didn't drink anything at all since my arrival)
See how I manage to "clean" the picture behind the toilet door? *peace* An hour has passed, I went to Counter 35. They gave me a number. After 10 mins, they called my number and I got my passport!
Then why did the person tell me 2 hours leh? I think he was being prudent. Or in other words, he was giving advice that was negligent.
Anyways, mission accomplished! First time I did something like this all by myself! Feel so proud! Can action to Fei Mao and Rhino already!
Total used up cost: RM303 (300 + 2.10 + 0.30*3)
Summary:
1. Bring real IC, copy of IC, 2 passport pics, old passport and RM1 for the form. 2. Fill in the form before you go to the counter or while queueing at the counter. 3. Don't forget to measure your height (I simply put mine as 170cm though) 4. Show the form and documents to the counter and the person will give you a number. 5. Wait for your number to be called. 6. Once called, go to the counter, the person will tell you what to do. 7. Wait again for your number to be called. 8. Pay your RM300 and collect the receipt. 9. Show your receipt to the passport collection counter and get a number. 10. Once called, follow what the person says and collect your passport.
Not so hard eh?
P.s I'm not that blur after all! | | |
| How long does it take a human to remember
he/she has a blog?
1 second, 4 milliseconds
How long does it take Monkey to remember he has a bloggy?
4 months, 1 week
If you know me well, you'll know I'm someone you can't rely on when it comes to
remembering things. I only have very fade memories of what happened in the
past, and that includes like 1 or 2 days ago? Well, I'll try my best to recall
what has happened so far ... WISH ME LUCK! Thank God I have a handphone where I
save words to help me blog haha
Let's see what do I have here? "Fin exam, ntg 2 do"
Ahh ok ... yeah, I just finished my final exams ... and now got holidays but
really dunno what to do wor ... oh wait, I see another sentence "30 days
of nite". Oh ya! After exams watch 30 Days of Night:

It was not scary in my opinion because for me, it was just
holy moo moo cow-freaking-OMG-shivering-bloody-heart beating scary! First
first, Smartboy recommended this show coz he said it's just like any other
Vampire show ... like the other day watch Skincrawlers (Werewolves), not scary
1 bit at all. Ok, next on the list, zombies! So Resident Evil maybe?
What do I have here? "Get job"
Yeah, a good way to use up my holidays efficiently and gain experience also (2
burung, 1 batu). I remembered last year working in Toyzbar ... after every
hour, I'll tell myself I had just earned another RM4. When really bored, every
half an hour, I'll tell myself I had just earned another RM2. HEY! I remembered
something! Cool! Anyways, I worked to get a new handphone which is now old
already. So this year I wanna work to get a laptop, then no need to share the
desktop computer with Fei Mao (sis) and having so many restrictions from Rhino
(bro). I have not done any research on laptops yet, even if I have, I don't
think I'll know how to see the specifications besides the looks, weight and
feel.
Next on the list "GC"
Do you know how long it takes to get a Gamecube game from the internet without
any download-programs like bittorrent, etc.? Well, I can only use
Rapidshare and Gigasize (new thing to me), the game is about 1GB+, Rapidshare
only allows up to 100MB per file, Gigasize about 50MB per file. Ok, after
downloading 100MB from Rapidshare or Gigasize, need to wait 3 hours for the
next download unless you're a premium user. So you can imagine how long it
takes to download a game. Not only that, I dunno how long it will take for my
bro to finally burn the games for me ... til now still never burn at all.
Anyways, what I've been playing these 2 games repeatedly:

I totally enjoy this game! I really really like round characters, especially
from Nintendo! Here's what I always think: If they're not round, they're not
cute.

This game may look scary but it's not that scary. And luckily the zombies do
not run fast like the vampires in 30 Days of Night! Or not I wouldn't be
playing this game at all.
Another one "Hari Kantin"
I can only remember going there with the 2 bears, meet up with the Form 4s,
hold the floating pink balloon, eat nachos, share coupons, eat cookies, didn't
talk to sis, find teachers and was with Bunnie and Juju the whole time til
ditch the 2 bears haha
What's this? "Shi2"
Oh ok ... one of my closest and among the few first friends I had since I
entered college. Well, she's gone back to Penang and going to Australia next
year. I hope the other day isn't the last time we'll ever meet again ... I'll
always remember her for her mood swing nature, blur-ness, the gelaran 'tai ka
che' due to her old age (1 semester older than me) and her mousy features (shh
ya, don't tell her that)
Cool, I found a picture of us both (here's tai ka che and me)

Btw Panda, your time is up soon ... and also for the rest of you who's going
Australia ... but not too soon yet, still got time la hehe
Ok up next "Glasses"
A few days ago I checked eyes and the power difference really significant. Last
time in standard 2 both my eyes about 150 ... now left eye 175, right eye 50.
Hmm ... in a way, I got a gain, my loss of 25 (left) is not as much as my gain
of 100 (right) ... so I should be happy. The optician (aka eye-doctor if my
mother didn't correct me) told me I could choose either to wear specs or not, I
got quite high astigmatism (about 100+) but if I'm confident at driving at
night without glasses, then it's fine. Phew! So I don't think I wanna wear lor
... but now to decrease or maintain my power, I got to find for my hole-glasses
... you know the black glasses with many holes in it wan? I really dunno where
it is ... been searching around my house ever since I got back from the
optician.
It says "Clean hse"
Ahh! My house very messy (not dirty) ler ... means I gotta arrange, wipe,
clean, etc. all the things in my house ... I blame sis for that ... everytime
clear the house until so nice already, then that Fei Mao will take stuff from
place A, put at place B. Then take stuff from place C, put to place D. Things
belonging upstairs can somehow be interchanged with things belonging
downstairs. I dunno what's her secret to it. Geram la ... even my computer
table super messy now ... Fei Mao really lazy like Garfield la ... that's why she deserves that
name.
Let me interpret this "Cinema - toilet - free show"
I saw the hotlink advertisement about people using some weird way to save money
when going to the cinema. Then I thought about this: Almost at the end of the
show, you faster go toilet. Then you stay in the toilet until the show ends.
When the next show starts, you come out of toilet and go back in to enjoy a
free show ... don't think anyone would notice if you're alone. This is only
applicable to some cinemas, not all. Coz some you have to walk out to the
shopping complex and have to masuk again, showing your ticket. What a way to
manipulate! But I'll never do this of course ... conscience don't let me.
Umm "New Proton"
Not the Proton Persona ... but this new Proton is a Savvy sedan I think ... I
saw it on the road unpainted but did not manage to take a pic of it. Well, it
looked something like this (taken from Paultan.org) Really yucky IMO
 Finally time for random pics!

Kancil 1.6 oh! More powerful than my 1.5 Wira haha

Look at the motorbike, it's as big as a Myvi, or maybe bigger lol

Nice number plate on a truck ... wasted ...

Look at all the car backsides ... somehow got nice angle of all of them

Can you park as close as that Waja?

Dare to park at the side like this? Requires skill also

1. That is where the line yellow line ends 2. That is where you turn 3. The car park at the turning
But for the car park at (3), I wouldn't be able to park at (2) coz (1) is already at the end. This is called taking the opportunities when it comes hehe

Lexus GS500 I think ... ugly ler the behind ...

See, this is why you should park properly

Myvi gang

Baoz Pau! If only it were "custard" pau

Brown buggy view 1 (see I dare to go close, brave eh?)

Brown buggy view 2 (I go even closer sumore)

Brown buggy view 3 (if it jumps ah ... can't imagine)

It's a really furry caterpillar that even my camera can't see the fur in detail

Quite cool only ... I don't want to buy lah

Smartboy study while driving ... now you know how scary is he?
They teach you how to use the toilet
Nice coloured trolley and things inside right?
Carry chicken puff go where?
My yummy piggies
Too bad I ate them after a few hours ... couldn't resist looking at them sumore
Cute ashtray (see, it's round, that's why it's cute)
Cute toothpick holder, it's also round
I like dice ...
Elephant right opposite my condo ... super random wei
New way of giving free samples ... no need to hire promoter and increase cost
They underline A, means it's Grade A eggs?
I really got nothing to do
Level 4 of Monash ... I think 4 really means die la ... see all the letters dying edi
The remains of food by 2 bears
Multipurpose tree, cool eh?
At first look, I thought it was "Oh Pig"
Sister's Panda looking out the window (not as cool as my Monkey hmph!)
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